It's always Christmas in Kaos

[Damon]

Another suprise coming very soon. ;)

[Lorens_Gurl21]

Another suprise coming very soon. ;)


oOo Really? Damon, it's so not right to fuel my curiousity! It's a school night and now I'm gonna miss out on sleep. Can't wait for the next surprise! ;D

[neuvena]

Stop teasing us like this :D

[Damon]

Don't worry I will do another "Countdown" thread for the next launch ;D

[a chewy rock]

Yay!

[Mister Matt]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I CANT WAIT!

[hanstin]

Don't worry I will do another "Countdown" thread for the next launch ;D

O realy will it be just as annoying as the last one ? >.<
annoying as in when will it come

[Lorens_Gurl21]

Don't worry I will do another "Countdown" thread for the next launch ;D

O realy will it be just as annoying as the last one ? >.<
annoying as in when will it come


It wasn't annoying. I loved the suspense! ;D There should definitely be another countdown.

[hanstin]

i did get a hell lot of post in the count down thread

[jiisu]

Hah, if only you knew what he was going to let loose this week. ;P

[Lorens_Gurl21]

Hah, if only you knew what he was going to let loose this week. ;P


Hmm...Well we could know if you'd spill the beans. ;)

Fat chance, huh?

[a chewy rock]

Hah, if only you knew what he was going to let loose this week. ;P


I guess it must be pretty awesome.

[Damon]

Hah, if only you knew what he was going to let loose this week. ;P


I guess it must be pretty awesome.


Oh yes super super awesome. Looking at it right now... ;D

[Lorens_Gurl21]

Hah, if only you knew what he was going to let loose this week. ;P


I guess it must be pretty awesome.


Oh yes super super awesome. Looking at it right now... ;D


Damon, how about you let me join the Dev Team just so I can have a look? Pretty please with sugar on top! ;D The curiousity is getting to me.

[neuvena]

Jiisu sent me a PM telling me what they are going to be showing ;D...





























Then I woke up :(

[Lorens_Gurl21]

WTF did you wake up for? GO BACK TO SLEEP! I wanna know what you see... ;D

[a chewy rock]

So.... when is this new stuff supposed to shown to us?

[Damon]

This reminds of... ;D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WWeKjcNnx3Q

[neuvena]

Spaceballs FTW!!

<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6011/animatedgraphics225nx7.gif" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>

[Lorens_Gurl21]

LMAO. ;D I just sent that to my entire address book.

[Mister Matt]

is it going to be released friday?

[Damon]

Is that a storm? I hear something...hmm must be nothing. ;)

[noname4444]

Is that a storm? I hear something...hmm must be nothing. ;)

Opps, sorry, that was me. To many beans for dinner. I'll try to get out of the room first next time ;).

[Mister Matt]

DAMON IS SUCH A TEASE!!! (not meant in homsexual way)

[a chewy rock]

Storms are always fun. Unless they make the power go out. If that happens I wont
be able to watch the video.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

Storms are always fun. Unless they make the power go out. If that happens I wont
be able to watch the video.


Yeah, and not watching the video will be horrible. I already have to wait to get home from school before I get to see it. No power would just suck.

And Bamster is more of a tease than Damon. ;D

[Vladimir]

the suspense is killing me!

[Mister Matt]

Ive been asleep...a loud noise woke me up...what is going on...has the storm struck yet?

[Damon]

This is more like a Hurricane ;)

[Mister Matt]

OOOOOOOOOO!

[Lorens_Gurl21]

This is more like a Hurricane ;)


You mean a Hurricane on the Hurricane Katrina type scale...only in a GREAT way? ;D

[Mister Matt]

what do you guys think its gunna be? screen shots? GAMEPLAY?! LOST WORLDS?!!

[Lorens_Gurl21]

what do you guys think its gunna be? screen shots? GAMEPLAY?! LOST WORLDS?!!


I HOPE A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING...but then I'd just be dreaming ;D

[Mister Matt]

DAMON, WE NEED SOME LIGHTINING! ;D

[Damon]

busting on it now. To be honest it might be a midnight hurricane landing.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

busting on it now. To be honest it might be a midnight hurricane landing.


Fine with me. I'll be here ALL night. Thank god for weekends. ;D

Take your time and make it PERFECT! ;D

[Mister Matt]

oh well, ill be up til 5 any way

[Lorens_Gurl21]

oh well, ill be up til 5 any way


I'll be up ALL night, and no naps for me! I can't sleep through Loren's birthday. :)

[Mister Matt]

its a vault kinda night

[Lorens_Gurl21]

its a vault kinda night


Yeah. Though I become more of a starbucks person around 4 or 5 in the morning.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

I just remembered the time difference between California and Mississippi...Time differences have always confused me if I think too hard about them. I tend to confuse myself. LOL. ;D

[neuvena]

its a vault kinda night


I liked Vault the first time I drank it........ when it was called Surge. Used to drink almost a 2 liter a day. Now NOTHING compares to Monster. OMFG Monster is the uber. All your base are belong to Monster. Monster just pwnt joo.

[neuvena]

http://www.monsterenergy.com/product/energy.php

[Lorens_Gurl21]

its a vault kinda night


I liked Vault the first time I drank it........ when it was called Surge. Used to drink almost a 2 liter a day. Now NOTHING compares to Monster. OMFG Monster is the uber. All your base are belong to Monster. Monster just pwnt joo.


I've actually heard of Monster, but I have never tried it. I'll look into that now.

Seems like every time I log on here I found something else I have to look into or try...not that I mind. ;D I love trying new things (within reason).

[a chewy rock]

its a vault kinda night


I liked Vault the first time I drank it........ when it was called Surge. Used to drink almost a 2 liter a day. Now NOTHING compares to Monster. OMFG Monster is the uber. All your base are belong to Monster. Monster just pwnt joo.


I've actually heard of Monster, but I have never tried it. I'll look into that now.

Seems like every time I log on here I found something else I have to look into or try...not that I mind. ;D I love trying new things (within reason).


In that case..... try standing on your head, licking your 4th toe on your right foot, and do a backlip with a 360 degree spin all at the same time.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

its a vault kinda night


I liked Vault the first time I drank it........ when it was called Surge. Used to drink almost a 2 liter a day. Now NOTHING compares to Monster. OMFG Monster is the uber. All your base are belong to Monster. Monster just pwnt joo.


I've actually heard of Monster, but I have never tried it. I'll look into that now.

Seems like every time I log on here I found something else I have to look into or try...not that I mind. ;D I love trying new things (within reason).


In that case..... try standing on your head, licking your 4th toe on your right foot, and do a backlip with a 360 degree spin all at the same time.


I believe this would fall under the "Within reason" category. LOL. ;D

Btw. Who in the world licks their toes? I mean that is just disgusting.

[a chewy rock]

I was just giving you something new to try. You should be happy.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

I was just giving you something new to try. You should be happy.


I am happy. And I was actually attempting standing on my head. Though I'm gonna skip the "lick your 4th toe on your right foot" thing. And as far as a backflip...I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.

[Damon]

-Update- We may wait till tomorrow afternoon. Just a few things we want to finish. Sorry Everyone.

[a chewy rock]

I was just giving you something new to try. You should be happy.


I am happy. And I was actually attempting standing on my head. Though I'm gonna skip the "lick your 4th toe on your right foot" thing. And as far as a backflip...I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.

I could if I tried.......

[Lorens_Gurl21]

-Update- We may wait till tomorrow afternoon. Just a few things we want to finish. Sorry Everyone.


It's kewlio. I'm sure it's worth the wait...whatever it is. (a little disappointed) :-\

[Lorens_Gurl21]

I was just giving you something new to try. You should be happy.


I am happy. And I was actually attempting standing on my head. Though I'm gonna skip the "lick your 4th toe on your right foot" thing. And as far as a backflip...I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.

I could if I tried.......


I haven't done a back flip since I stopped cheerleading ages ago. I'd probably break my neck. (Yes I'm an ex-cheerleader, and I'm not proud of it)

[a chewy rock]

-Update- We may wait till tomorrow afternoon. Just a few things we want to finish. Sorry Everyone.

Well, I have to get off in a little bit so I wouldn't be able to see it tonight anyway. And it's 3 hours later here compared to where Damon is in CA.

[Mister Matt]

cant wait for tomorrow afternoon! ;D

[a chewy rock]

Approx. what time will it be (your time) tomorrow afternoon?

[Raziel]

-Update- We may wait till tomorrow afternoon. Just a few things we want to finish. Sorry Everyone.


Only a couple hours north of me.....I'm gonna go take a peek.

I'll bring my camera too. ;D

[hanstin]

-Update- We may wait till tomorrow afternoon. Just a few things we want to finish. Sorry Everyone.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *catches some breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Damon]

Still going. Its so awesome. 1 am and still rocking it.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

Still going. Its so awesome. 1 am and still rocking it.


LOL. It's 3 am and I'm still awake. ;D

BTW. Artist of choice at the moment is most deff Nickelback.

[hanstin]

YAY NEW FORUMS I LOVE EM!!1 THEY LOOK AWESOME AGAIN GREAT JOB SHATTERE REALITY <3 kaos war and whos that guy with the wings @ kaos war rise of the fallen hes looking awesome

[Mister Matt]

this new forum will take some getting used to, but im sure in the end, i will realize that this is much more intuitive. With the concept art decorating the forum, it looks 1337! But where is the recent posts thing? 6:40am and still going. WOOO HOOOO!

[hanstin]

yeah i also kinda miss that the new post stuff

[Damon]

Suprise! The Storm is here! LET IT RAGE!

[hanstin]

WORLD FIRST SENIOR MEMBORZ LOLOLO AMAGAWD
srry just had to

[Mister Matt]

hurray me, hanstin, Damon, cady, and rock are all seniors!

[Mister Matt]

oh wait, the new posts button is on the taskbar at the top! That is ten times better than the old way!

[hanstin]

i blame mister matt

[Mister Matt]

sorry for the quadrouple post...lol...but i just put my cursor over one of the threads and it showed the first post!! FREAKIN SWEET!!!!!

DAMON HAS DONE AN AWESOME JOB! a couple minutes from now ill find another new thing! this is so awesome!

[Damon]

The whole team worked very hard, special thanks to Robert our Web designer. He stayed up till 3:30 am with me. The site is just gorgeous and professional. We hope you all enjoy another great milestone for us. Things will get much greater and faster just wait. =)

[hanstin]

sorry for the quadrouple post...lol...but i just put my cursor over one of the threads and it showed the first post!! FREAKIN SWEET!!!!!

DAMON HAS DONE AN AWESOME JOB! a couple minutes from now ill find another new thing! this is so awesome!
i am awesome

[Mister Matt]

what does the glowing red KW sign mean on the front page of the forums?

[hanstin]

new post its been this way since old forums >.<

[Mister Matt]

i just went to the home page and i clicked on the concept art. It wont let me enlarge anything...why not?

P.S. Damon, awesome pic for the gear lol

[hanstin]

ya gear pic is total ownage

[Will]

Much props to Rob for getting this out, I know I hassled him a lot with changes but I know it turned out great!

[Lorens_Gurl21]

ya gear pic is total ownage

Maybe Damon should try to get a spot on America's Next Top Model. LOL

[a chewy rock]

I was wondering why I couldn't enlarge the pics either.

[andoy]

Love the forums even more <3

[hanstin]

Maybe Damon should try to get a spot on America's Next Top Model. LOL

thats ez mode for him

[a chewy rock]

I shouldgo on America's Next Top Model. I would make the judges' heads explode because of shock.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

I shouldgo on America's Next Top Model. I would make the judges' heads explode because of shock.

LMAO! I'd like to see the cast of Next Top Model in a cage match over a cookie. Those girls have got to be hungry. They look like tooth picks. I never want to be as skinny as that. I'm comfortable with the way I am now.

[neuvena]

The new forums are amazing and the KW homepage is beautiful. Once again you all have outdone yourselves.

/deepbow

[Mister Matt]

if anyone cares, my football team will be on soon on ONN around 9pm
(ohio time)

[Mister Matt]

if anyone cares, my football team will be on soon on the channel "ONN" around 9pm (ohio time). We are the blue and gold team aka crusaders

[Lorens_Gurl21]

if anyone cares, my football team will be on soon on the channel "ONN" around 9pm (ohio time). We are the blue and gold team aka crusaders

HOLY MESS! YOUR SCHOOL COLORS ARE BLUE AND GOLD???

SO IS MY SCHOOL!

[Mister Matt]

holy crap that is freaky!!!!!!

[Lorens_Gurl21]

Totally! This is getting way creepy...first "Final Countdown" and now school colors...what's next?

[Mister Matt]

the game is on!

[neuvena]

OMG!!111!!!!1!! My school colors were blue and gold also. I don't get any Ohio stations out here in Connecticut. Never heard of ONN. Is there a post on these forums that haven't been hijacked. w007 for Kaos War Legions Thread Hijackers :)

[neuvena]

P.S. my join date is UBER!!

[Lorens_Gurl21]

OMG!!111!!!!1!! My school colors were blue and gold also. I don't get any Ohio stations out here in Connecticut. Never heard of ONN. Is there a post on these forums that haven't been hijacked. w007 for Kaos War Legions Thread Hijackers :)

Haha, it's completely accidental! LOL.

[Lorens_Gurl21]

P.S. my join date is UBER!!

No it's not it just makes you really OLD. My mother was born in 1969...are you surfing the web from the old folks home?

J/K LOL. I think it's hilarious

[hanstin]

it would be awesome if my baby would been born on 6/6/06

[Cady]

it would be awesome if my baby would been born on 6/6/06

I didn't know you had a kid...

[hanstin]

I didn't know you had a kid...

u dident?i like said that 10 times on msn

[Cady]

Um, no you didn't. But okay.

[hanstin]

strange i thought i did i probably said it to someone else then

[Cady]

strange i thought i did i probably said it to someone else then

Okie dokie then.

[neuvena]

No it's not it just makes you really OLD. My mother was born in 1969...are you surfing the web from the old folks home?

J/K LOL. I think it's hilarious


In a previous life Damon had a vision. A vision of Kaos. Damon wanted to bring this vision to millions and allow them to be a part of his vision but back in 1969 there was no way of making this possible. Damon then asked me to create a way for millions to communicate and interact with eachother while being miles apart. I therefore created the first personal computer and shortly after what is now called the "internet." I began helping him with his vision and created the original Kaos War "web site." Once the United States government caught wind of our opperations they had us "taken care of" and stole our technology which was then put into use in things such as the SR-71 blackbird. Now 34 years later Damon and I have reunited even though we are on opposite ends of the continent to continue in his vision and bring back what belonged to the people over 30 years ago.

And that is how I have a registration of 1969.

[Cady]

Interesting...

[neuvena]

I've probably said too much. I'll have to go into hiding from the government again.

[Cady]

I've probably said too much. I'll have to go into hiding from the government again.

Possibly, if that story were believable.

[Sihhe]

Neuv... we have finally found you again... This time there shall be no escape... *cackles off into the shadows off the past* *walks into the shining dawn of a Neuv free future*

[a chewy rock]

You killed him?!?!?!?!?

[Cady]

Well they obviously can't have the government finding out.

[neuvena]

From the shadows THE Neuvena shall resurect to take back what is rightfully his and return justice to all who have crossed him.

[Cady]

Now that I've got to see...

[a chewy rock]

I like ressurections...

[Sihhe]

Thy shadows are thy own my dear Neuv... For you can never escape yourself until you have purged your tainted heart of the darkness that broods within. I smile to myself as I see your future as clearly as the eternal night that will soon become your home. From one shadow to a greater that is of your own creation and ironically the cocoon of your own demise. Justice you say? Justice I would agree for thou who has lived a life of made of rivers of deceit that poor into your hellish soul. Justice in the form of eternal darkness that will dam you to the dreams of the hell you have spawned upon yourself...

[a chewy rock]

Stop talking like that!!!! It scares me...

[Sihhe]

As you should be oh puppet of the kaos war goddess... You see not her strings, but you jerk to and fro all too willingly ;)

[a chewy rock]

.......More like hanstin and not me.

[hanstin]

As you should be oh puppet of the kaos war goddess... You see not her strings, but you jerk to and fro all too willingly ;)

i hope you know what strings mean in dutch cause am dutch ya know if not find a translator ^^
@ chewy why do you always use me as bodyguard against cady or am i just mis reading it

[a chewy rock]

mis reading....

[hanstin]

mis reading....

then tell me how u should read?

[a chewy rock]

Well... I read left to right. Maybe your dyslexic or something. I don't know

[Cady]

Well... I read left to right. Maybe your dyslexic or something. I don't know

He is dyslexic. I believe he has mentioned this before.

[neuvena]

Thy shadows are thy own my dear Neuv... For you can never escape yourself until you have purged your tainted heart of the darkness that broods within. I smile to myself as I see your future as clearly as the eternal night that will soon become your home. From one shadow to a greater that is of your own creation and ironically the cocoon of your own demise. Justice you say? Justice I would agree for thou who has lived a life of made of rivers of deceit that poor into your hellish soul. Justice in the form of eternal darkness that will dam you to the dreams of the hell you have spawned upon yourself...

All you speak of is that of which I have been planning for a millenia. With each life I decend deeper into the shadows within the layers of hell. Until one day I shall sit next to lucifer within the frozen lake to rule over our deciples and lead our armies into crushing all of what your "god" has worked to create (whichever god it is your people are fighting each other over this week). I can do nothing but laugh when seeing such narrow minded people fight over someting they know nothing about when in the end they will just become servents of mine. So you my friend continue leading your bretheren into battle. Continue showing them thier demise all while making me more powerfull. I fear you not for I know in the end the Al'gar shall rule.

[Cady]

Wow. This is getting good...

[Damon]

All you speak of is that of which I have been planning for a millenia. With each life I decend deeper into the shadows within the layers of hell. Until one day I shall sit next to lucifer within the frozen lake to rule over our deciples and lead our armies into crushing all of what your "god" has worked to create (whichever god it is your people are fighting each other over this week). I can do nothing but laugh when seeing such narrow minded people fight over someting they know nothing about when in the end they will just become servents of mine. So you my friend continue leading your bretheren into battle. Continue showing them thier demise all while making me more powerfull. I fear you not for I know in the end the Al'gar shall rule.
/Grabs His popcorn!

[Cady]

*steals some of Damon's popcorn*

[hanstin]

*steals some of Damon's popcorn*

/bitch slaps cady
*gets damons popcorn who cady stole*
*eats*

[Mister Matt]

/take Dump In Hanstins Mouth

[hanstin]

/take Dump In Hanstins Mouth

/likes it
GIME MORE MORE I TELL YOU!

[a chewy rock]

All I have to say is lol...

[Cady]

/bitch slaps cady
*gets damons popcorn who cady stole*
*eats*

*Punches Hanstin* You're not supposed to hit girls!
*steals more of Damon's popcorn*

[a chewy rock]

I didn't know popcorn was that important and I can't believe your stealing from Damon. You jerks....

[Cady]

I didn't know popcorn was that important and I can't believe your stealing from Damon. You jerks....

Fine. *gets twizzlers instead*

[a chewy rock]

Hey, I ate some Twizzlers today with white cream stuff in the middle. They were way to chewy but they were good.

[Cady]

I like to go to movie theaters and buy two bags of twizzlers. One to eat and then I use the other one to throw twizzlers at people who answer their cell phones in the middle of the movie and insist on having conversations. ;D

[Mister Matt]

speaking of movies, Jackass 2 comes out this weekend!!

[Cady]

speaking of movies, Jackass 2 comes out this weekend!!

I KNOW! I totally want to see it. ;D;D;D

[a chewy rock]

Ya I don't think I saw the first one. I just realised that. I usually go to some pharmacy store and buy tons of candy before we go to a movie.

[Cady]

That's what my dad does when he takes me and my sister to drive in movies in Michigan during the summer. (though now it's not fun anymore because his "girlfriend" and her daughter have to come)

[a chewy rock]

I'm not going to ask what you mean by "girlfriend."

[Cady]

I put it in quotations to be sarcastic. My dad isn't "gay" if that's what you were thinking. And she's not a hoe either...well not for a profession anyway. I just really really don't like her. It's a LONG story.

[a chewy rock]

I wasn't thinking he was gay. What's the short version of the long story?

[Cady]

Basically, I don't appreciate her having a daughter that gets away with every little thing. Or the fact that my dad feels like her and her daughter have to go everywhere with us when I only get to see him a few weeks a year. I'm there to see him NOT her or her daughter. And I think she is a gold digger, but he doesn't want to listen to me. So he'll just have to learn on his own.

[a chewy rock]

I have the perfect solution! KILL HER!!!!!!! or not...

[Cady]

Well I'm not gonna kill her, and I know she makes my dad happy. Which is great! But I just think that she should take into consideration that she has him to herself 98% of the year and that I don't want her spending the ENTIRE 2% of the year that I have with him going places with us. And if her daughter would get an attitude adjustment everything would be peachy.

[a chewy rock]

How exactly does she make your dad happy? lol you probably shouldn't answer that one.

[Cady]

LOL. I don't even want to think about that...

But she makes him happy in other ways. When she isn't being a complete pain, she is really fun to be around. She makes my dad laugh, and they always do really outrageous stuff together like going to baseball games and acting retarded just to get on camera. She is even more funny drunk. I've just never seen my dad as happy as he is when he is around her. And I don't think he should have to give that up, but like I said. She should be a little more considerate and give me time with my dad when I do get oppurtunities to see him.

[a chewy rock]

...outrageous stuff together... Too bad you cleared that one up or I would have to question you again. lol Anyway.... you should trip her when she is drunk. She wouldn't know what happened later and it would be funny. Just don't trip her down a flight of stairs in a 10-story parking garage.....

[Cady]

LOL. I don't have to trip her. She does that enough by herself. And my dad does have stairs in his house.....;)

[Cady]

Okay, so if it's always Christmas in Kaos...when do we get our next present!?

[Mister Matt]

yes when? WHEN?!!

[Cady]

*sets a gift in front of Matt*

I dare you NOT to open it...;D

[a chewy rock]

Don't open it, it's a bomb. Ya, when is the next "gift."

[Cady]

It's not a bomb...but I'll give you a hint.

It's a pet, but it has no characteristics of a living thing....

[a chewy rock]

A rock. A pet rock....

[Cady]

You are a winner...LOL. ;D

*places a new, even BIGGER gift in front of Matt*

[Cady]

So here's your first hint:

It's favorite color is pink. And lives in San Francisco.

[Mister Matt]

hmm...is it a "thangy"

[a chewy rock]

Damon's dead body? That's assuming his favorite color is pink.

[Cady]

Both wrong.

Next hint:

Wears the latest fashions and styles its hair with expensive hair products.

[Mister Matt]

a furby?! lol

[a chewy rock]

I have no idea. Damon again?

[Cady]

WRONG! Again...THINK ABOUT IT....

Hints so far:
1) Fave color is pink.
2) Lives in San Francisco
3) Wears the latest fashions
4) Styles hair with expensive hair products

Okay, next hint:

Recently came out of the closet...

[Mister Matt]

lance bass!!!

[Cady]

LOL. Close, but not specifically.

The answer is a gay guy. LOL. But if you want Lance Bass, I'll get you Lance Bass. He is from Mississippi after all. Only a few hours from where I live.

Honestly it was SO obvious!

[Mister Matt]

sadfdsaf woops

[a chewy rock]

It's always Christmas in Kaos... how do we go from that to gay guys...?

[Cady]

It's always Christmas in Kaos... how do we go from that to gay guys...?

The gay guy was a Christmas present. DUH!

*places a new gift in front of Matt*

You won't get any hints til tomorrow tho...;D

[a chewy rock]

Fine, I think I'll go to bed then....

[hanstin]

OOOH can i also get a present?!

[Cady]

*sits gift in front of Hanstin*

Sure, but you have to guess what it is...;D

[hanstin]

err? kaos war beta spot?

[Cady]

Nope...I'm saving that present for myself. ;D

Here's your first hint:

It usually gives you red eyes.

[hanstin]

what on earth can give me red eyes?

[Cady]

The gay guy was a Christmas present. DUH!

*places a new gift in front of Matt*

You won't get any hints til tomorrow tho...;D

I believe I owe you a few hints today as well...

Hint #1: She is Canadian.

[Mister Matt]

alanis morisette?

[Cady]

Nope...next clue.

Hint #2: Her birthday is July 1, 1967.

[Mister Matt]

Pamela Anderson?

[Cady]

Yep, you're getting better at this.

*yet another present*

[Mister Matt]

hurray!!!!

[Cady]

Hint #1: Has long ears.

[Mister Matt]

is it dumbo?

[Cady]

LOL. Nope, but dumbo was really cute! ;D

Hint #2: It weighs 50-65lbs. and is about 10-15 inches tall

[a chewy rock]

Easter bunny!

[Cady]

Nope. Guess again...

Hint #3: Lives for about 10-12 years on average.

[a chewy rock]

One of those dogs with the flappy ears.

[Cady]

I know lots of dogs with flappy ears...you'll have to be more specific.

[a chewy rock]

Is it a beagle?

[Mister Matt]

is it a daschund?

[Cady]

Nope, but it is definitely a dog. Keep guessing...

Hint #3: It is rumored that George Washington may have been given this type of dog after the American Revolution by Lafayette.

[a chewy rock]

"Neither the name nor the breed of the dog is known, nor the circumstances under which it was found."

http://gwpapers.virginia.edu/documents/revolution/howe.html

Picture looks like some kind of bull dog to me. You gotta give it to me for the research part.

[Cady]

You did pretty good with the research, but the correct answer is a basset hound.




(http://http//1dreaforever.tripod.com/54857/puppies_002.jpg)

[a chewy rock]

That link shows nothing that has to do with a dog. It brings up some HTTP thing....

[Mister Matt]

my turn...

a man comes home and finds 2 dead bodies, broken glass, and liquid on the floor.

first clue: there is a wet cat hiding underneath the table



WHAT HAPPENED?

[a chewy rock]

1 body is the cat.

[Mister Matt]

NO, the cat is not one of teh bodies

[Cady]

Hmm...

If the cat is hiding then it's probably alive, right? So maybe the cat is the killer...

[Cady]

Is the two bodies the wife and her lover? Just guessing...

[Mister Matt]

the liquid is water

[Cady]

*rolls eyes* oh yeah, that's A LOT of help.

[Mister Matt]

the bodies have no arms or legs but there is no blood to be found...

[Robert_Lewis]

the bodies have no arms or legs but there is no blood to be found...

The cat's hair adsorbed the blood, hence the wet cat (adsorbed, not absorbed.)

The possibilities are vast until the initial conditions are narrowed a bit and a focus is decided upon as far as the outcome of the investigation is concerned (ie, the question is too vague, can you be more specific?)

[Mister Matt]

this might give it away but...the cat was hungry...

[Cady]

The bodies are fish which the cat wanted to eat, and in the process broke the fish tank which spilled the water which is how the cat got wet...RIGHT?

[Mister Matt]

YES! i knew that would give it away

[Cady]

LOL. Actually, I figured it out with the post about the bodies not having arms or legs but there was NO blood. That was the one I read before I noticed the other one since I just got out of the shower.

Okay, time for a new one...and it's still your turn.

[Mister Matt]

this might be too easy

a son and father get into a really bad accident and are badly injured. They take the son to the hospital and they bring him to the doctor. The doctor sees who the boy and says "i cant operate on him, hes my son"

how can this be?

[Mister Matt]

maybe this will clear some things up

the father in the car is his birth father, he is not adopted and doesnt have a stepfather and he doesnt have two dads

[Cady]

The doctor was his mother. ;D

took me forever!

[a chewy rock]

Pssh... Too easy.

[Mister Matt]

Yes, You Are Right!!!

[a chewy rock]

I got one but it's a math thing...
~~~How can you get seven by halving twelve?~~~
Shouldn't be that hard.

[Mister Matt]

every morning a man walks out of his apartment on the 26th floor. he pushes the button to the lobby and goes to work. at night, he comes home and boards the same elevator. he pushes the button for the 20th floor and walks up the remaining 6 flights.


WHY???

[a chewy rock]

He's a midget obviously. Everyone has heard that. Answer mine then I have another one.

[Mister Matt]

yep, hes a midget

[Mister Matt]

subtract 5?

[a chewy rock]

I'll tell you answer to the half 12 to get 7 one then I'll tell my next one.

Answer is that you write 12 in roman numerals to get XII split that in half with a horizontal line to get VII which is 7.

Next: Two LIVE men are put into a trunk. Once they are found hours later, one is alive and the other is dead. How is this possible.

[Mister Matt]

one of them had bigger lungs?

[a chewy rock]

No, here's a hint: One of them used something in the trunk.